OT: Discerning The Differences In Lion Scat

Pete44ru · Post by **Pete44ru** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 6:45 pm

(Read the entire memo)

Rusty · Post by **Rusty** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 7:09 pm

It's kind of small... can you translate?

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Andrew · Post by **Andrew** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 7:36 pm

Rusty wrote:It's kind of small... can you translate?

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+1

Pete44ru · Post by **Pete44ru** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 7:40 pm

"We advise the outdoorsman to wear little noisy bells on clothing, so as to give advance warning to any lions that may be close by , so you don't take them by surprise, and to carry "Pepper Spray".
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Outdoorsmen should also be on the watch for fresh lion activity, and be able to tell the difference between lion cub sh*t and big lion sh*t.
Lion cub sh*t is smaller, and contains lots of berries and dassie fur.
Big lion sh*t has bells in it and smells like pepper."

jbm1968 · Post by **jbm1968** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 8:33 pm

Griff · Post by **Griff** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 8:51 pm

claybob86 · Post by **claybob86** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 12:20 am

bogus bill · Post by **bogus bill** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 12:54 am

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