OT - Humor: Drunks

cnjarvis · Post by **cnjarvis** » Thu Jan 17, 2008 5:34 pm

A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom.
A few minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard from the
bathroom.
A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the
bar. The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming.
"What's all the screaming about in there? You're scaring the
customers!"
"I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to flush,
something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my testicles."
With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says...
"You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket

Pete44ru · Post by **Pete44ru** » Thu Jan 17, 2008 6:35 pm

OUCH !

TedH · Post by **TedH** » Thu Jan 17, 2008 7:22 pm

JReed · Post by **JReed** » Thu Jan 17, 2008 7:27 pm

Ouch!

Henry McCann · Post by **Henry McCann** » Thu Jan 17, 2008 8:46 pm

OWWWWWWW!!!

El Chivo · Post by **El Chivo** » Fri Jan 18, 2008 4:31 am

Do you mind if I add one?

A man and his wife were at the bar and sitting next to them, a drunk accidentally passed some gas.

The man jumped up, grabbed the drunk by his lapels, and yelled, "How DARE you fanny burp before my wife!"

The drunk said, "Sorry, sir, I didn't know it was her turn".

Post by **Ysabel Kid** » Fri Jan 18, 2008 7:00 am