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HUMOR - Joke of the day

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I can't recall if this one has been here before, but here it is.
:lol:


MY MOMMY THE DANCER

One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their mothers did for a living.

All the typical answers came up - teacher, nurse, businesswoman, saleswoman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.

However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his mother, he replied,

"Well my mother's an exotic dancer in a cabaret and takes off all her clothes in front of men and they put money in her underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, she will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin aside to ask
him, "Is that really true about your mother?"

"No," the boy said, "She works for the Democratic National Committee and is helping to get Hillary Clinton to be our next President, but I was too
embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."
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:lol: Aint that the truth!!
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:D
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:D !
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The way I heard that one, it was the father, and his son said he was a gay male stripper - all not to own up to him being a Kerry/Edwards supporter!!! :wink:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: that is to funny.
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Is any body here a Republican :(
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ohwin94_61 wrote:Is any body here a Republican :(
Nah - we all know the party that truly supports our gun rights is the Democrats! :wink:

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:lol: :lol: I 100% despise that communist
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Ysabel Kid wrote:
ohwin94_61 wrote:Is any body here a Republican :(
Nah - we all know the party that truly supports our gun rights is the Democrats! :wink:

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I have been a Democratic but I'm ready I think I'm about to make the big jump I like how the Republicans stand for our 2nd Amendment Id like to post an email that I received about Barrack Obama how can i do this?
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Can I forward the Barrack Obama email to someone and they can post it?
see previous post
PS i don't care if i spelled his name wrong after reading this email :lol: :D :evil: :twisted:
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Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 1:48 pm Post subject:

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Can I forward the Barrack Obama email to someone and they can post it?
see previous post
PS i don't care if i spelled his name wrong after reading this email
Its not spelled Obama it is spelled Osama :twisted:
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JReed wrote:
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Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 1:48 pm Post subject:

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Can I forward the Barrack Obama email to someone and they can post it?
see previous post
PS i don't care if i spelled his name wrong after reading this email
Its not spelled Obama it is spelled Osama :twisted:
Yes if you would read this Email youd freak on how close your statement is :shock:Thats why I whish i could figure on how to post it
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Send it to me e3romeo@hotmail.com
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