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Well, we have the "Hooters" chain of restaurants here (my favorite) where women with big chests work.

Where do the women who only have one leg work?


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Where is the GROAN smiley when you need it :?: :?:
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Borregos wrote:Where is the GROAN smiley when you need it :?: :?:
FOR REAL!!!

That's awful even for a pun!


But I'll probably us it. :mrgreen:
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

On that note, we have a Hooters here in town, but now a new restaurant opened up to compete with them called Honey Buns. Might have to check it out at lunch today. :D
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I told someone the other day I was going to the happiest place on earth. They said "Disney?", I said "no, Hooters!" :lol:
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Went to the Hooters in downtown Phoenix with some guys from work one time.
They both ordered a beer, and I ordered a screwdriver.
This little girl looked me square in the eye ( with her mammary glands sticking out her top & her posterior sticking out her bottom ) and said,
" Oh no sir, this is a family restaraunt, we don't serve alcohol "
I excused myself and left.
Have never been back.
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...and when you go to I Hop the cashier is Eileen. :lol:
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Rusty wrote:...and when you go to I Hop the cashier is Eileen. :lol:
Rusty, are you trying to out-Blaine Blaine? :wink:
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mescalero1 wrote:Went to the Hooters in downtown Phoenix with some guys from work one time.
They both ordered a beer, and I ordered a screwdriver.
This little girl looked me square in the eye ( with her mammary glands sticking out her top & her posterior sticking out her bottom ) and said,
" Oh no sir, this is a family restaraunt, we don't serve alcohol "
I excused myself and left.
Have never been back.

Only time I have been into a Hooters was to pick up a to go order for the crew late at night at a customers site while I got something I liked elsewere. (I don't care for hot wings/ buffalo wings ) While the smell was a clean smell ( Sauce?) it was so overpowering that I doubt I will ever visit a hooters again.
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Actually, "Hooters" is one of my favorite restaurants. Obviously the scenery is fantastic :D I'm not a huge buffalo wings guy just because you have to eat a ton of them to have a full meal, and they are not that great for you. My favorite is their Philly-cheese sandwich with chicken - "all the way" with peppers, onions and mushrooms. The sandwich is a meal all in itself - no need for fries. I can get it almost anywhere in the country, it is consistent, a lot better than any fast food meal, relatively inexpensive, and pretty fast. Perfect food for the "road warrior"! :D

Did I mention I like the scenery? :wink:
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Ysabel Kid wrote: My favorite is their Philly-cheese sandwich with chicken - "all the way" with peppers, onions and mushrooms. :wink:

That's about all I ever get at Hooter's. I do like the Buffalo Shrimp too and add that on sometimes.
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Use to go all the time. I love chicken wings. Haven't been in one for many years.
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Rusty wrote:...and when you go to I Hop the cashier is Eileen. :lol:
Unless you are in Asia, then it's Irene.

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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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mescalero1 wrote:Went to the Hooters in downtown Phoenix with some guys from work one time.
They both ordered a beer, and I ordered a screwdriver.
This little girl looked me square in the eye ( with her mammary glands sticking out her top & her posterior sticking out her bottom ) and said,
" Oh no sir, this is a family restaraunt, we don't serve alcohol "
I excused myself and left.
Have never been back.
OK - I know I'll get hate mail, but I HAVE to ask...
what color was her hair?
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Rusty wrote:...and when you go to I Hop the cashier is Eileen. :lol:
been there, the hostess name is peg i believe.
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Rusty wrote:...and when you go to I Hop the cashier is Eileen. :lol:
The manager is a double amputee named Neil.
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JohndeFresno wrote:
mescalero1 wrote:Went to the Hooters in downtown Phoenix with some guys from work one time.
They both ordered a beer, and I ordered a screwdriver.
This little girl looked me square in the eye ( with her mammary glands sticking out her top & her posterior sticking out her bottom ) and said,
" Oh no sir, this is a family restaraunt, we don't serve alcohol "
I excused myself and left.
Have never been back.
OK - I know I'll get hate mail, but I HAVE to ask...
what color was her hair?
If it was a San Francisco Hooters you'd be referring to armpit hair! :shock:
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mescalero1 wrote:Went to the Hooters in downtown Phoenix with some guys from work one time.
They both ordered a beer, and I ordered a screwdriver.
This little girl looked me square in the eye ( with her mammary glands sticking out her top & her posterior sticking out her bottom ) and said,
" Oh no sir, this is a family restaraunt, we don't serve alcohol "
I excused myself and left.
Have never been back.
You should have responded with a straight face that you wanted 2 jugs of milk. And when you left you should have said,"Thanks for the mammories!"
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Family resteraunt? Somehow I don't conjure up visions of Barbara Billingsley (Leave it to Beaver), Donna Reed (Donna Reed Show), June Lockheart (Lassie), Jane Wyatt (Father Knows Best) and Gale Storm ( My Little Margie) wearing those outfits. The definition of "family" has sure changed. Even in Gunsmoke, Miss Kitty wore less revealing clothes.
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JohndeFresno,
It WAS blonde.
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NonPCnraRN wrote:Family resteraunt? Somehow I don't conjure up visions of Barbara Billingsley (Leave it to Beaver), Donna Reed (Donna Reed Show), June Lockheart (Lassie), Jane Wyatt (Father Knows Best) and Gale Storm ( My Little Margie) wearing those outfits. The definition of "family" has sure changed. Even in Gunsmoke, Miss Kitty wore less revealing clothes.
Who said Hooters was a family restaurant? Though, with their "kids eat free" on Saturdays special, it sounds like they are trying. I know it's Y2K's favorite restaurant!!! :wink:
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pharmseller wrote:
Rusty wrote:...and when you go to I Hop the cashier is Eileen. :lol:
Unless you are in Asia, then it's Irene.
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That is what the waitress at Hooters told me.
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I wonder if in these politically correct days if a restaurant could open with the name Beaver's and use pictures of the old Leave It To Beaver TV show. On the other hand, things have degraded to the point that a show these days called Leave It To Beaver would be a reality show starring Paris Hilton. :shock:
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