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Hillbilly · Post by **Hillbilly** » Fri Oct 30, 2009 11:45 pm

Wife got called back to work tonight (shift went unmanned ... guy had a car wreck but will be OK)

So I am alone and unsupervised. Prowling around looking for snackfood. Bingo---plastic deli box full of fudge looking stuff.

Lid says "Warm Cinnimon Buns"..............so I open the bad boy up, grab a couple of chunks and head back to the Lazy Boy.

One big bite... and I swear I wanted to pull my mouth out and throw my gullet away.

After several minutes of spitting and gagging... I am lucid enough to read the rest of the box top.

The fudge is a candle wax additive that SMELLS like warm cinnimon buns if you melt it near a burning candle.

She just sent insurance payments out.. should I worry?

Alan Wood · Post by **Alan Wood** » Sat Oct 31, 2009 1:12 am

Don't know if you should worry! But man I need the humor. So busy at work that I can't even look at whatever the bosses top priority of the day is. At this point the question is how many hours I put in this weekend not if I work overtime

One customer has delayed and delayed so much that they are impaciting the scheduling of another customer. What a bother.

Nazgul · Post by **Nazgul** » Sat Oct 31, 2009 6:22 am

Don't worry unless the Misses tries to insert a candle wick and light it.

Don

gamekeeper · Post by **gamekeeper** » Sat Oct 31, 2009 6:37 am

Bogie35 · Post by **Bogie35** » Sat Oct 31, 2009 8:43 am

Thanks for your candidness!

bogie

kimwcook · Post by **kimwcook** » Sat Oct 31, 2009 8:56 am

Nazgul wrote:Don't worry unless the Misses tries to insert a candle wick and light it.

Don

That's funny.

AJMD429 · Post by **AJMD429** » Sat Oct 31, 2009 10:15 am

As a kid we rarely had soft drinks, and they were a real treat, so you'd use these little mechanical stoppers to seal the 12 or 16 oz. glass 'Coke' bottles up and keep the fizz for the 3 or 4 days you'd make the bottle last. My mom would buy a carton of six, and we'd each get two or three, but once I opened one of mine, my older brother would ALWAYS drink the rest of mine, though, rather than open one of the ones marked for him, and it ticked me off.

One day I finished my Coke, and there were no more bottles, so I emptied a bottle of soy sauce and it filled about 1/3 of the 'Coke' bottle - just enough for a thirsty teenage boy to swig in one gulp.

Sure enough, later that day, I heard him sputtering and swearing in the kitchen...

Post by **Ysabel Kid** » Sat Oct 31, 2009 1:31 pm

Blaine · Post by **Blaine** » Sat Oct 31, 2009 1:52 pm

Oh, man......that tasted just dandy, I'll bet

Rusty · Post by **Rusty** » Sat Oct 31, 2009 5:14 pm

Well Hillbilly, I guess you didn't feel too "bright" after doing that did you?

MistWolf · Post by **MistWolf** » Sat Oct 31, 2009 6:06 pm

Hillbilly wrote:Wife got called back to work tonight (shift went unmanned ... guy had a car wreck but will be OK)

So I am alone and unsupervised. Prowling around looking for snackfood. Bingo---plastic deli box full of fudge looking stuff.

Lid says "Warm Cinnimon Buns"..............so I open the bad boy up, grab a couple of chunks and head back to the Lazy Boy.

One big bite... and I swear I wanted to pull my mouth out and throw my gullet away.

After several minutes of spitting and gagging... I am lucid enough to read the rest of the box top.

The fudge is a candle wax additive that SMELLS like warm cinnimon buns if you melt it near a burning candle.

She just sent insurance payments out.. should I worry?

The key word here is "UNSUPERVISED"...

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