While shopping in a grocery store, two Baptist Church ladies happened to pass by the beer, wine, and liquor section.
One asked the other if she would like a beer.
The second good Baptist sister answered, that it would be very nice to have one, indeed - but that she would feel uncomfortable about purchasing it.
The first sister replied that she would handle that without a problem.
She then proceeded to pick up a six-pack and take it to the cashier.
The cashier had a surprised look on his face, so the good Baptist sister said, 'This is for washing our hair.'
Without blinking an eye, the cashier reached under the counter and put a package of pretzel sticks in the bag with the beer.
'The curlers are on me.'
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OT (Humor): Baptist Shampoo
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Re: OT (Humor): Baptist Shampoo
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Re: OT (Humor): Baptist Shampoo
good one.
Re: OT (Humor): Baptist Shampoo
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Quid Llatine Dictum Sit, Altum Viditur.
Advanced is being able to do the basics while your leg is on fire---Bill Jeans
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Quid Llatine Dictum Sit, Altum Viditur.
Advanced is being able to do the basics while your leg is on fire---Bill Jeans
Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up---Robert Frost
Re: OT (Humor): Baptist Shampoo
When I was in college I worked at a liquor store. Old ladies would come in and buy sherry and whatever. They always wanted it in a big bag like we would normally put several bottles in. I asked my co-workers why that was. They said it was so other people wouldn't recognize what was in the bag. We called them Baptist bags.
Re: OT (Humor): Baptist Shampoo
that is a god one
Dave Bateman .
If guns cause crime, then pencils cause misspelled words, matches cause fires and spoons make Rosie O'Donnell fat.
If guns cause crime, then pencils cause misspelled words, matches cause fires and spoons make Rosie O'Donnell fat.