OT: Humor - Earl and Edna
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OT: Humor - Earl and Edna
Old Earl came back from the Doctors with bad news. Earl had less than a day to live and would be dead by morning. Edna, of course, was sad, so she fixed him his favorite dinner and fixed a special desert. She held his hand throughout the evening and they shared their favorite stories and memories. When they went to bed that night, they made wonderful love until nearly midnight. Now, Earl layed there for a bit and after he caught his breath, he tenderly asked Edna, "How about one more time"? And Edna said, "No....I have to get up in the morning, and you don't"...
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Re: OT: Humor - Earl and Edna
Ain't that a woman, there all sister's.
Re: OT: Humor - Earl and Edna
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Re: OT: Humor - Earl and Edna
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Re: OT: Humor - Earl and Edna
All good humor has a grain of truth. That one has a shaker full...
Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.
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Jones for that
This running with the Joneses boy
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Got to have a Jones for this
Jones for that
This running with the Joneses boy
Just ain't where it's at
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Re: OT: Humor - Earl and Edna
I liked that one better than this one:
Old Earl came back from the Doctors with bad news. Earl had less than a day to live and would be dead by morning. Edna, of course, was sad, so she fixed him his favorite dinner and fixed a special desert. After polishing off a tray of his favorite cookies, Earl went back into the kitchen to get some more. Edna followed him in, and slapped his hand when he went for them.
"What'd you do that for?" squawked Earl.
"Those are for the wake" replied Edna.
Old Earl came back from the Doctors with bad news. Earl had less than a day to live and would be dead by morning. Edna, of course, was sad, so she fixed him his favorite dinner and fixed a special desert. After polishing off a tray of his favorite cookies, Earl went back into the kitchen to get some more. Edna followed him in, and slapped his hand when he went for them.
"What'd you do that for?" squawked Earl.
"Those are for the wake" replied Edna.
Re: OT: Humor - Earl and Edna
Ysabel Kid wrote: I liked that one better than this one:
Old Earl came back from the Doctors with bad news. Earl had less than a day to live and would be dead by morning. Edna, of course, was sad, so she fixed him his favorite dinner and fixed a special desert. After polishing off a tray of his favorite cookies, Earl went back into the kitchen to get some more. Edna followed him in, and slapped his hand when he went for them.
"What'd you do that for?" squawked Earl.
"Those are for the wake" replied Edna.
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Re: OT: Humor - Earl and Edna
Whatever you do always give 100%........... unless you are donating blood.
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Re: OT: Humor - Earl and Edna
Pete
Sometimes I wonder if it is worthwhile gnawing through the leather straps to get up in the morning..................
Sometimes I wonder if it is worthwhile gnawing through the leather straps to get up in the morning..................