Humor: Cowboys And Indians

Pete44ru · Post by **Pete44ru** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 7:50 am

Three strangers strike up a conversation in the airport passenger lounge in Houston, Texas, while awaiting their respective flights.

One is an American Indian from Lame Deer, Montana.
Another is a Cowboy on his way to Dallas for a livestock show.
The third passenger is a fundamentalist Arab student, newly arrived in the U.S. from the Middle East.

Their discussion drifts to their diverse cultures.
Soon, the two Westerners learn that the Arab is a devout, radical, Muslim and the conversation falls into an uneasy lull.

The cowboy leans back in his chair, crosses his boots on a magazine table and tips his big sweat-stained hat forward over his face.

The wind outside is blowing the tumbleweed around, and the old windsock is flapping; but still no planes come.

Finally, the American Indian clears his throat and softly he speaks, "At one time here, my people were many, but sadly, now we are few ."

The Muslim student raises an eyebrow and leans forward, "Once my people were few," he sneers, "and now we are many. Why do you suppose that is?"

The cowboy shifts his toothpick to one side of his mouth and from the darkness beneath his Stetson says in a smooth drawl . . . . . . .

"That's 'cause we ain't played Cowboys and Muslims yet, but I do believe it's a- com in'."

Post by **Ysabel Kid** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 7:54 am

That's a keeper!

2ndovc · Post by **2ndovc** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 8:07 am

That'a a Good one!

.45colt · Post by **.45colt** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 9:27 am

homefront · Post by **homefront** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 9:31 am

Saddle up, boys!

gamekeeper · Post by **gamekeeper** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 10:45 am

SmokeEater2 · Post by **SmokeEater2** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 10:46 am

I like that one!

Rexster · Post by **Rexster** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 1:55 pm

Yep, but no tumbleweeds in Houston! Try cypress trees, palm trees, water hyacinth, and duckweed.

We have cattle, but they have webbed hooves.

Borregos · Post by **Borregos** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 3:32 pm

brucew44guns · Post by **brucew44guns** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 3:52 pm

Any chance that when the second game gets started that a handfull of model 71's and Marlins might come in handy? I wanted to load up a few of them last night as I watched not only the Politicians, but the big brass in the National News talk about the Iowa politics going on Thursday. What a bunch of weenies, I wouldn't give up one man on this forum for the whole of Washington, DC and the entire News Media elites. Cowboys and Politicians, is that a good game? or Cowboys and News Media, those should fit into the strategy somehow. Any one know of an ammo sale?

Humor: Cowboys And Indians

Humor: Cowboys And Indians

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