OT HUMOR Elderly Gentlemen, Version X

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OT HUMOR Elderly Gentlemen, Version X

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Thought I would help continue Ysable Kid's threads;

Three elderly gentlemen are sitting out on the front porch of the old folks home. The first gentleman says "I sure do wish I could still pee without difficulty".
The second gentleman says "I wish I could still have a bowel movement without difficulty".
The third gentleman says "Shoot, every morning about 6am I empty my bladder with no trouble. Then along about 7am I empty my bowels with no trouble. I just wish I could still wake up before 8am!"
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That made me chuckle!

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:lol: :lol:
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:lol: :lol:
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your killin me :lol: :lol:
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:D :D :shock:
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