Humor elderly gentleman v.8

[pharmseller]

So the local TV station reporter comes out to interview Tom on his 100th birthday.
"What's the secret of your longevity?" asks the perky reporter.
Tom replies, "I don't smoke and I don't drink. Never have, never will."
At that very moment comes a very loud crash from the kitchen.
"What was that?" asks the reporter.
"Not to worry," replies Tom. "It's just my dad. He's drunk again."


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[gamekeeper]

[Borregos]

[mescalero1]

I remember Terry Gross from NPR interviewing Hubie Blake ( famous jazz musician ) on his 100 th birthday, she asked him to what did he attribute his longevity, he said
" I smoked a pack of cigarettes and drank a quart of whiskey, every day since I was thirteen "
Now in radio, there is nothing worse than dead air, there was about two minutes of dead air, she was stunned, and the guys were wondering why is the DAR rolling on the ground crying & laughing!

[Ysabel Kid]