A new Nail Gun, made by DeWalt, has just been introduced.
It can drive a 16-D nail through a 2 X 4 at 200 yards. This makes construction
a breeze. You can sit in your lawn chair and build a fence.
Just get your wife to hold the fence boards in place while you sit back,
relax with a cold beer and when she has the board in the right place, just fire away.
With the hundred round magazine, you can build the fence with a minimum of reloading.
After a day of fence building with the new DeWalt Rapid fire nail gun,
the wife will not ask you to build or fix anything again.
