Humor - Marine's "Dear John" letter response

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Humor - Marine's "Dear John" letter response

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A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend back home. It read:

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The Marine, with his feelings hurt, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots of their wives, girlfriends, ex-girlfriends, sisters, mothers, cousins, etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky including all the pictures of the pretty women he had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope, along with this note:

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I love it!
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oh man that's the funnest thing iv seen all day
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YEAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAA :mrgreen:

I LOVE IT :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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thats funny right there!
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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That's called the "Perfect Squelch" ! :o :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

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That'll teach Becky to mess with a Marine. Oh that was goood. I got a well needed laugh from it.

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thats the way it should be... women can dish it out but I bet Becky sure didnt take that well..... :D
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Now, there was a time when I wish I had it together like that. But darn, she was a good looking little blonde.
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jeepnik wrote:Now, there was a time when I wish I had it together like that. But darn, she was a good looking little blonde.
Doesn't everyone have a story similar to that? Mine was while I was in boot.
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Wait a minute here now.............. My name IS Ricky and my wife's name IS Becky and I am a former Marine................. :o AND... This post made my post count 666. Holy stuff I think I"ll just go to bed and stay there. :lol:
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RKrodle wrote:Wait a minute here now.............. My name IS Ricky and my wife's name IS Becky and I am a former Marine................. :o AND... This post made my post count 666. Holy stuff I think I"ll just go to bed and stay there. :lol:
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RKrodle wrote:Wait a minute here now.............. My name IS Ricky and my wife's name IS Becky and I am a former Marine................. :o AND... This post made my post count 666. Holy stuff I think I"ll just go to bed and stay there. :lol:
BWWAAAAAAAA!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: I just laughed so had I think I broke something. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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JReed wrote: BWWAAAAAAAA!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: I just laughed so had I think I broke something. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Jeremy, apparently the "r" on your keyboard! :wink:

Then again, you are getting older... :wink: :wink: :wink:
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Atta boy :lol: :lol: :lol: !
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Ysabel Kid wrote:
JReed wrote: BWWAAAAAAAA!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: I just laughed so had I think I broke something. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Jeremy, apparently the "r" on your keyboard! :wink:

Then again, you are getting older... :wink: :wink: :wink:
No man. He is just trying to type with a Boston accent. You know, remove the "R" from some words. Try it out loud. To say "The car is in the barn." you say "The ca is in the baan". Boom, your instantly from Boston. :D
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Gobblerforge wrote:
Ysabel Kid wrote:
JReed wrote: BWWAAAAAAAA!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: I just laughed so had I think I broke something. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Jeremy, apparently the "r" on your keyboard! :wink:

Then again, you are getting older... :wink: :wink: :wink:
No man. He is just trying to type with a Boston accent. You know, remove the "R" from some words. Try it out loud. To say "The car is in the barn." you say "The ca is in the baan". Boom, your instantly from Boston. :D
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Inquiring minds want to know:

Did he get the 56 pictures back?
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Ysabel Kid wrote:
Gobblerforge wrote:
Ysabel Kid wrote:
JReed wrote: BWWAAAAAAAA!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: I just laughed so had I think I broke something. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Jeremy, apparently the "r" on your keyboard! :wink:

Then again, you are getting older... :wink: :wink: :wink:
No man. He is just trying to type with a Boston accent. You know, remove the "R" from some words. Try it out loud. To say "The car is in the barn." you say "The ca is in the baan". Boom, your instantly from Boston. :D
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Naaa... the former "Saloon Slug" is just trying to get a head start on being a crusty old jarhead! :wink: Besides, I KNOW he is smart enough to not want to appear to be from that city!!! :lol:
Oops some times I just type to fast for my own good. :lol:
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Naw, Man. Just keep it up. If you did everything perfect all the time, those around you who care wouldn't have anything to yak about. :lol: :wink:
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