A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO
Paperwork, and was burned out.
Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial;
he decided to become a mechanic. He went to the local technical college,
signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could.
When the time of the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared
carefully for weeks, then completed the exam with tremendous skill.
When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a
score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the Instructor, saying, "I don't want
to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there is an
error in the grade? "
The instructor replied, "During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly,
which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark."
Then after a pause, the instructor added, "I gave you an extra 50% because
you did it all through the muffler.
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Sometimes I wonder if it is worthwhile gnawing through the leather straps to get up in the morning..................
Sometimes I wonder if it is worthwhile gnawing through the leather straps to get up in the morning..................