HUMOR Medical Definitions for Rednecks

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HUMOR Medical Definitions for Rednecks

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Barium- What the Undertaker does to 'em once the doctors are done with 'em.

Benign- What a child be after they be eight.

Cauterize- To have gotten noticed by a woman.

Cyst- To give someone a helpin' hand.

Dilate- It sure beats dying early.

Impotent- Significant and distinguished.

Node- To have been acquainted with someone in the past.

Pap Smear- To belittle your own Father.

Pathology- The study of trails.

Rectum- Crashed 'em and totaled 'em.

Tumor- Not just one more.

X-Rayed- For adult audiences only.
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Redneck talk? Sound more like Ebonics :D :lol: -----------------Sixgun
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Are you guys makin' fun at the way I talk? :lol:
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Nah Kid -- just the way you type! :D

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