THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. No thanks, I'm married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8 . Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.
HUMOR - THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK
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HUMOR - THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK
C2N14... because life is not energetic enough.
מנא, מנא, תקל, ופרסין Daniel 5:25-28... Got 7.62?
Not Depressed enough yet? Go read National Geographic, July 1976
Gott und Gewehr mit uns!
מנא, מנא, תקל, ופרסין Daniel 5:25-28... Got 7.62?
Not Depressed enough yet? Go read National Geographic, July 1976
Gott und Gewehr mit uns!
Re: HUMOR - THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK
Boy, does that bring back.... uh ...... memories.....
Paul
Paul
"Pain plants the flag of reality in the
fortress of a rebel soul"
fortress of a rebel soul"
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mescalero1
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Re: HUMOR - THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK
Freddie Fudpucker... 3 times
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pharmseller
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Re: HUMOR - THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK
One smart fellow, he felt smart.
Two smart fellows, they both felt smart.
Three smart fellows, they all felt smart.
Try it, I dare you, especially around 10 year old boys.
P
Two smart fellows, they both felt smart.
Three smart fellows, they all felt smart.
Try it, I dare you, especially around 10 year old boys.
P
We are determined that before the sun sets on this terrible struggle, our flag will be recognized throughout the world as a symbol of freedom on the one hand, of overwhelming power on the other.
General George C. Marshall, 1942
General George C. Marshall, 1942
Re: HUMOR - THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK
Yes, Dear...I'm wrong......The Rotten Fruit Always Hits The Ground First
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Proud Life Member Of:
NRA
Second Amendment Foundation
Citizens Committee For The Right To Keep And Bear Arms
DAV
Re: HUMOR - THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK
pshort wrote:Boy, does that bring back.... uh ...... memories.....
+1
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Re: HUMOR - THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK
It's been almost 20 years, but their were some incriminating pictures of me at my bachelor party!
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mescalero1
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Re: HUMOR - THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK
Still are, wait till you get the ransom demand!
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Re: HUMOR - THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK
That's not a good idea.
In the High Desert of Southern Calif. ..."on the cutting edge of going back in time"...
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mescalero1
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Re: HUMOR - THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK
I'm not the perpetrator!
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Re: HUMOR - THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK
Actually, I think my wife has those pictures! 
That would explain the kick in the keister I get every morning...
That would explain the kick in the keister I get every morning...
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Re: HUMOR - THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK
Impossible to say while drunk:
"Honey, let's not dicuss your mother's faults!"
"Honey, let's not dicuss your mother's faults!"
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Blessed is the man that walketh not in the counsel of the ungodly, nor standeth in the way of sinners, nor sitteth in the seat of the scornful. But his delight is in the law of the LORD; and in his law doth he meditate day and night. Psalm 1
NRA Basic pistol Inst.
NRA Personal protection inst.
NRA Range safety officer
Blessed is the man that walketh not in the counsel of the ungodly, nor standeth in the way of sinners, nor sitteth in the seat of the scornful. But his delight is in the law of the LORD; and in his law doth he meditate day and night. Psalm 1
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Re: HUMOR - THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK
Oh so true. Brings back memories.
ED
Yer never too old
Yer never too old
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don Tomás
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Re: HUMOR - THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK
"She sits upon the sheets, it's sheets she sits upon..."
Tom
'A Man's got to have a code...
I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted and I won't be laid a hand on.
I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them."
-John Bernard Books. Jan. 22, 1901
'A Man's got to have a code...
I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted and I won't be laid a hand on.
I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them."
-John Bernard Books. Jan. 22, 1901
Re: HUMOR - THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK
Or...
"No, Occifer, I am not as think as you drunk I am..."
Old No7
"No, Occifer, I am not as think as you drunk I am..."
Old No7
"Freedom and the Second Amendment... One cannot exist without the other." © 2000 DTH
Re: HUMOR - THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK
One of my old drinking buddies got pulled over. The cop asked if he had been drinking. My friend said, "Yes I have, officer."
Then the cop asked why he was driving. My friend replied, "'Cause I can't walk".
He went to jail that night.
bogie
Then the cop asked why he was driving. My friend replied, "'Cause I can't walk".
He went to jail that night.
bogie
Sadly, "Political Correctness" is the most powerful religion in America, and it has ruined our society.