Hey kimwcook... (humor)

[Old Ironsights]

I heard the Washington Highway Patrol is cracking down on speeders heading towards the city of Seattle.

For the first offense, they give you two Seattle Seahawks tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.





Q. What do you call 47 millionaires sitting around a TV watching a Super Bowl?
A. The Seattle Seahawks.

Q. What do the Seahawks and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell 'Jesus Christ.'

Q. How do you keep a Seattle Seahawk out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal post.

Q. What do you call a Seattle Seahawk with a Super Bowl ring?
A. A thief.

Q. What's the difference between the Seattle Seahawks and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q. How many Seahawks does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A. Nobody knows and we may never find out!

Q. What do the Seahawks and a possum have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

(From a buddy in Spokane)

[kimwcook]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Tell me something I don't know.

[TedH]

That right there is funny!

[jeepnik]

Hey, at least Seatle has a team. Seems the owners don't think the L.A. metro area can "support" a team. Or is it that they just haven't been offered a big enough bribe to brig a team back to L.A.?

[Andrew]

I hadn't heard most of them yet.

[Ysabel Kid]

[awp101]

SEATTLE WA, (AP) - A seven-year old boy was at the center of a KING County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him.

The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the SEATTLE SEAHAWKS, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

[Rusty]

Maybe we could arrange a little game for the, they could play the Florida school for the blind. Just as a confidence booster.

Hey, it worked for the Buccaneers.

[RIHMFIRE]

Now thats funny right there!

[Retro]

Maybe we could arrange a little game for them, they could play the Florida school for the blind. Just as a confidence booster.

For the school for the blind?



I'm sorry, I have no idea who the Seahawks are, but we have exactly the same jokes about our favourite losing team of the week/month/year.