OT: Humor for our Southern brothers

[alnitak]

Alabama
A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck. 'Where's Henry?' the others asked.
'Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the trail,' the successful hunter replied. 'You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back?' they inquired.

'A tough call,' nodded the hunter. 'But I figured no one is going to steal Henry.'

Texas
The Sheriff pulled up next to the guy unloading garbage out of his pick-up into the ditch. The Sheriff asked, 'Why are you dumping garbage in the ditch? Don't you see that sign right over your head'.

'Yep', he replied. 'That's why Ah'm dumpin' it here, cause it says: 'Fine For Dumping Garbage'.

Louisiana
A senior at LSU was overheard saying... 'When the end of the world comes, I hope to be in Louisiana .' When asked why, he replied, 'Because everything happens in Louisiana 20 years later than in the rest of the civilized world.'

Georgia
A Georgia State trooper pulled over a pickup on I- 75. The trooper asked, 'Got any ID?'

The driver replied, 'Bout whut?'

South Carolina
'You can say what you want about the South, but I ain't never heard of anyone wanting to retire to the North.'

[Borregos]

[Blaine]

ID........

[kimwcook]

Isn't ID Idaho?

Couldn't help it.

[Ysabel Kid]

South Carolina
'You can say what you want about the South, but I ain't never heard of anyone wanting to retire to the North.'

No sane person anyways!