OT-keeping the wife quiet--LOL

[papabear]

I bin trying to stop the dogs from barking when the mail man walks by so i use a bottle of water and spray them well today the wife was saying some stuff and i told her to be quiet she just went on and on so i sprayed her a few times and it works bin doing all day now she ant talking to at all aaaaaaaaaaaa the quiet i love

[TedH]

[86er]

I could NOT get away with that......

[Hobie]

If I did that you'd be reading about the late Hobie on Drudge.....

[RKrodle]

Hey buddy, be real careful when you go to sleep tonight .

[AJMD429]

Watch out - when they're yelling at you, at least you know where they are, and approximately how angry they are. When they go all quiet on you, you'd better look out...!

[rjohns94]

I can't tell you how funny that is because I'm laughing too hard to type

[J Miller]

I did that once. My wife did something I didn't like so I picked up one of the cat squirters and said: "Bad Kitty"!! and squirted her. She gave me one of those looks and then grabbed the other bottle and squirted me back.

Ended up having a good laugh over it.

Joe

[Rusty]

...and you're going to bed in a while. THEN, if you wake up it might be a different story.

[Mokwaw]

Wasn't there a movie by that name.............."Death Wish"..........??????

[jnyork]

You are in a HEAP of trouble and dont even know it yet!!

[kimwcook]

That's awful funny, awful dangerous, but really funny. I couldn't get away with that either. I have a hard time sleeping with one eye open anymore.

[mescalero1]

Even a die hard bachelor like me knows better than to try that.

[papabear]

well the day went good she dint kill me but right after we had diner i was siting in my chair when she walked behind me with a full glass of the coldest water that i ever felt dumped it on me then sat down and stared to talk to me i just left the water bottle where it was i think i lost

[mescalero1]

[Mokwaw]

[CEMENTHEAD]

You're blessed, She's a Keeper! Mine would've poured the water down my shorts.....then smashed the glass over my head! And still be mad as hornet. Thanks, Tom

[Duff L Bagg]

I still recommend that when you go to bed tonight that you lock the door on the dog house so that she can't get at you while you sleep.

[Ysabel Kid]

Can I have your guns? I don't think you're going to make it through the night, and if you do, I doubt you'll be in any shape to shoot for a while - if ever!

[alnitak]

i think i lost

LOL...no kidding! The thing is, we all knew, and so did she, that you lost from the get-go. In fact, we can never win against "them" ... and they know it too (which I think gives them that superior attitude)!

Be thankful it wasn't a lot worse.

[Jay Bird]