A Jewish farmer, while walking through his hay field, notices a man kneeling down and drinking from the farm pond. The farmer shouts to the man, “Trink nicht die wasser. Die keyen haben gesheissen dorten” [Translation: Don’t drink the water, the cows pelosi in it!]
The kneeling man shouts back angrily, “I am a Muslim, I don’t understand you. I speak Arabic and English. If you can’t speak in the sacred tongue of Islam, use English!!!”
The Jewish farmer replies, “Use two hands, you’ll get more”.
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HUMOR - Yiddish Lesson
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Re: HUMOR - Yiddish Lesson
great story, but next time change it from cows to pigs!
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Re: HUMOR - Yiddish Lesson
One of my favorite scenes froma (semi) "western" is from "the Frisco Kid" - where a Polish Rabbi, trying to get from NYC to SF has been bushwhacked and after hiking for days finally sees people he recognises...
Some folks all dressedin black, with beards & flat hats, working the plows.
But somehow the Yiddish & Amish German just wasn't compatible...
Some folks all dressedin black, with beards & flat hats, working the plows.
But somehow the Yiddish & Amish German just wasn't compatible...
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