OT: Everyone sends a Marine. (humor)

SJPrice · Post by **SJPrice** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 3:52 pm

A United StatesMarine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was a vowed atheist and a member of the ACLU.

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to th e ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes." The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting." It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his Chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold.

The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, "What the heck is the matter with you? Why did you do that

The Marine calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting America's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid stuff and act like a moron. So, He sent me."

JReed · Post by **JReed** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 5:22 pm

I have always loved that one

gon2shoot · Post by **gon2shoot** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 6:35 pm

When you care enough to send the best

danthegunman · Post by **danthegunman** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 7:57 pm

OOOHHH RRRAAAHHH!!!

Post by **Ysabel Kid** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 12:02 am

One of my favorites!!!

leveractionjunkie · Post by **leveractionjunkie** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 12:07 am

I love it, thanks

old06 · Post by **old06** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 7:52 am

m sharing it with the Marine I work with he will get a kick out of it