Obama, MaCain, and Redneck Political Correctness

[Jarhead]

Barack Obama, John McCain and a Redneck Take a Test!


Here is a little test that will help you decide.
Barack Obama, John McCain and a Redneck in separate situations are walking down a deserted street with their wife and two of their children. Suddenly, an Islamic terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with the husband, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at them.

Each man is carrying a Glock cal 40, and has recently taken a firearms class and is a fairly good shot with his Glock. It is mere seconds before he reaches the man and his family.

What does he do?


Barack Obama a Democrat's Answer


Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

Does the
man look poor! Or oppressed?

Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?


Could we run away?

What does my wife think? What about the kids?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?

What does the law say about this situation?

Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?

Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?


Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?

Should I call 9-1-1 ?

Why is this street so deserted?

We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

This is all so confusing!

I need to discuss with some of my campaign people over a latte and try to come to a consensus.








John McCain a Republican's Answer:


BANG! I hope the NRA now believes I am a serious supporter of the Second Amendment. Dang, maybe I shouldn't have used hollow points!







The Redneck's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click....
(sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click

Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?'

Son: 'You got him, Pop!
Can I shoot the next one?'

Wife: 'You are not planning to take that to the taxidermist, are you?

[Ysabel Kid]

How TRUE!