A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided to him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his marriage and his reputation, he said he would pay her a large sum of money if she would go to Italyto secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the child was born. To keep it discreet, he told her to simply mail him apostcard, and write ''spaghetti'' on the back. He would then arrange child support payments to begin. One day, about 8 months later, he came home to his confused wife. His wife said, "Honey, you received a very strange post card today." He said just to give it to him and would explain. His wife handed him the card, watched him read it, go white, and then collapse. On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, and Spaghetti. Two with meatballs and one without. Request bread."
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Sometimes I wonder if it is worthwhile gnawing through the leather straps to get up in the morning..................
Sometimes I wonder if it is worthwhile gnawing through the leather straps to get up in the morning..................
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"Only those who will risk going too far, can possibly find out how far one can go." T.S. Eliot
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OT, but
I might add "my wife" though, in the interest of survival, and due respect.
I like that quote.I would rather die standing than live on my knees to a government that would oppress rather than govern. I bend my knees only to my God.
I might add "my wife" though, in the interest of survival, and due respect.
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Whatever you do always give 100%........... unless you are donating blood.
