Humor..American History Texas Style

[slimster]

Little Johnny's family had just moved down to EL Paso Texas from Salem Oregon, and it was his first day in a new school. As it was, the teacher and the vast majority of other students were of Hispanic descent, and Little Johnny and the other two "anglos" in the class were largely overlooked. At around 2 p.m. The teacher announced that she would give a quiz, and whoever was the first to give the correct answer to each question could go on home for the day. The first question was "who was the first president of the U.S." Little Johnny's hand immediately shot up in the air. The teacher ignored him and gazed about the room until another hand finally arose. "Okay Rosita, Who was it?" "George Washington?" asks Rosita. "Very good Rosita, You may go home" Little Johnny glowers as Rosita leaves the room and as the next question is asked, "Which side won the civil war?" Little Johnny immediately shot both hands into the air and wiggled them about. The results were basically identical to the first time, and eventually another hand raised. "Okay Pablo, Who won the civil war?" "The north?" asks Pablo. "Very good Pablo, you may leave". Little Johnny is scowling by now, and when the next question is asked, "which country was the first to put a man on the moon?", Little Johnny Instantly jumped up and stood on the seat of his desk, waving both arms over his head, and going "OOH OOH OOH". Of course he was once again overlooked until another hand finally arose. "Okay Maria, which country?" "Uh, the United States?" asks Maria. "Very good Maria, you have a nice afternoon". Dejected, Little Johnny slumps down in his seat and lays his head down on his arms on the desktop. He mutters "where the heck did all these dadgum Mexicans come from anyway" The teacher looked up sharply and asks "who said that?" Little Johnny leaps up and replies, as he streaks from the room, "Davy Crockett at the Alamo, see ya tomorrow!"

[AJMD429]

[Borregos]

Love it

[gamekeeper]

[Birdman]

Smart kid !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ysabel Kid]