Humor - The Patriot Microchip

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Humor - The Patriot Microchip

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THE PATRIOT MICRO CHIP is intended to be implanted in terrorists.



The implant is specifically designed to be installed in the forehead.



When properly installed it will allow the implantee to speak to God.



It comes in various sizes:


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The Implantee may or may not be allowed to choose the size.



The implant may or may not be painless.



Some bleeding and or swelling may occur at the injection site.



Please enjoy the security we provide for you.



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:D
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Nice. :lol: :lol:
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That goes along with my medical treatment for rapists and murderers - they simply have a mineral deficiency, which can be cured, and their antisocial activities will cease.

The mineral deficiency is lead, copper, and traces of antimony and tin. Proper administration of an intrathoracic dose of 125 to 500 grains administered at a rate of 900 fps or more will generally cause quick reversal of the behavior.
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I'm sure that the conditions for implanting the Patriot Microchip are probably covered in a hidden subsection of the Patriot Act.

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The diameter of the item inserted has a direct bearing on the amount of pain. Now let's see if I remember right, the larger the diameter, the less pain? Or is that the larger the diameter, the less pain that the victims of the jihadists feel? Ahh, the heck with it, just use the 7.62 because it works.
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