There is a guy boarding a plane. He finds out that the woman sitting next to him is a nymphomaniac, and is headed to a nymphomaniac convention. Naturally he is excited by this.
He asks the woman, "So what goes on at these conventions?"
She replies, "Oh, it's not what you probably think. We discuss the myths people have, like which ethnicity is more well endowed. We have actually found that it's not the Blacks like most people think. We've found that the Native Americans are first, followed by Jews, and then by the Southern redneck."
She then asks, "What is your name, by the way?"
The man promptly replies, "Tonto, Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba."
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