OT: Time Out For Humor

[Pete44ru]

An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand, pulling a male buffalo with the other.

He says to the waiter: 'Want coffee.'

The waiter says, 'Sure, Chief. Coming right up.'

The waiter gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee.

The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun - causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere, and then just walks out !


The next morning, the Indian returns.

He has the shotgun in one hand, and is pulling another male buffalo with the other.
He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter: 'Want coffee.'


The waiter says: 'Whoa, there - Tonto!........... We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday........ And, Just what was that all about, anyway ? '

The Indian smiles and proudly says:

' Me training for position in United States Congress - Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day ! '

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[awp101]

[gamekeeper]

! think that's how UK politicians train for our Parliament.

[piller]

[Ysabel Kid]

Perfect!

[tman]

nailed it