Humor-More outhouse humor

[The Lewis]

Here in Vermont back in the 1920 lived a man named Tink Alder, a carpenter by trade, had a long beard and was always seen in a white shirt, black pants with suspenders and his hat. One day Tink got a letter from the Benoit sisters, twins living alone on their homestead, asking if he could come build a new outhouse for them. He made the trip over the gap to the Benoit's homestead and taking great pride in his work, as many craftsmen did in those days, built the finest outhouse the women had ever seen. They thanked him repeatedly and gladly paid his fee and off to home he went.

About a week later Tink received another letter from the Benoit's saying there was a problem with the outhouse and that he should come to take a look. So, he made the trip over the gap again and found his wonderful work standing perfectly, not a flaw to see.

"Now what seems to be the problem?" he asked.

"Oh, you'll have to go inside to see" said the girls.

Tink went in and saw nothing but the fine workmanship he prides himself on.

"Your going to need to look into the seat for the problem" The twins urged.

Tink looked the seat over, "I still don't see a problem ladies" he said.

"Your going to have to look way down into that seat" insisted the sisters.

So Tink removed his hat, got down on his knees and put his head right into the seat and still not seeing anything wrong pulled his head out and this little crack in the wood, barely noticeable, grabbed a hair from Tink's beard as he stood up.

"OW!" said Tink.

"Hurts, don't it!" said the twins!

[Comal Forge]

The young soldier arrived back from the trenches of WW1 and made his way back to the old home place in West Texas. He had many German souvenirs, including a couple of potato masher grenades. While showing his young nephews his treasures, one of the kids pulled the pin on a grenade. Horrified at the thought of the carnage, the soldier ran outside and hurled it with all his strength. It fell next to the outhouse and went off with a blast. A few seconds later, Grandpa emerged from the wreckage and muttered, "Shore am glad I didn't turn that one loose in the house..."

[Ysabel Kid]

[Andrew]

to both.

[piller]

Groan!