HUMOR - Urgent warning from the CDC

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HUMOR - Urgent warning from the CDC

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The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically.

This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.

If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises. Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends.
If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.

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OMG!!! I already have it!!! Just shoot me now.
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My wife is badly infected as well. Will have to go acquire the antidotes.

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LOL :D
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I attempted some of the "Beer" antidote last night after work, but I had to return to work today so I didn't complete a full dose. :mrgreen:
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kimwcook wrote:I attempted some of the "Beer" antidote last night after work, but I had to return to work today so I didn't complete a full dose. :mrgreen:
I have the same problem. And I'm already dreading the return of the virus!
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I've just took two bottles of antidote "beer" and it seems to be taking effect, will try another dose real soon! :wink:
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If you want a permanent cure just take the antidote to work with you.
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Rusty wrote:If you want a permanent cure just take the antidote to work with you.
I'll bet that just might work. :lol:
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