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They keep saying another 'Civil War' is at hand....(Babylon Bee)

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This is humor, but really nails the Democrats for sure:

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-o ... e-laborers

Such hypocrites.

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MINNEAPOLIS, MN — For the second time in American history, Democrats are threatening civil war if Republicans do not stop taking away their slave laborers.

Democratic Governor and former Vice Presidential nominee Tim Walz has warned that he is prepared to call up soldiers to fight the Republican administration if it does not stop removing his state's slaves.

"We're prepared to fight," announced Walz in a press conference. "We demand the immediate withdrawal of the Union, excuse me, federal troops who are taking away the slaves. If the government will not recognize our state's right to slave ownership, we will have no choice but secession and war."

Several other Democratic states have threatened to join Minnesota, in what the states are tentatively calling a "Confederacy". Plans are already in the works for a battle flag, featuring an "X" pattern with a star for each seceding state. Troops from multiple Democratic states are reportedly being massed near the Bull Run River in Virginia for training.

At publishing time, Walz had announced a new national song for the seceding states, "I Wish I Was In Dixie."


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Walz has activated and staged his National Guard to "assist" local and state LEOs. Since the local and state LEOs have been told not to support ICE and other FEDs, I can only imagine what their standing orders are. The Marxists, I'm sure, are hoping for an incident. :evil:
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Blaine wrote: Fri Jan 09, 2026 6:28 pm Walz has activated and staged his National Guard to "assist" local and state LEOs. Since the local and state LEOs have been told not to support ICE and other FEDs, I can only imagine what their standing orders are. The Marxists, I'm sure, are hoping for an incident. :evil:
Yep. The left talks about peace and love and kindnes and compassion and tolerance and being inclusive, but does the OPPOSITE.

They just LOVE initiating violence, and will stir up 'useful idiots' like Karen Good until some of them get shot, then that catalyzes more violence.

The left are masters of such agent provocateur stuff.
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Their convincing people that it is bad manners to discuss politics was the biggest step toward totatitatianism which anyone ever took.
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Looks like the 'peace and love' folks who comprise the Democrat Party are ACTIVELY seeking to start a civil war...

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2026/0 ... arks-fury/

The inability of Democrats to see how violent and dishonest their party has become is amazing - but they are so afflicted with Trump Derangement Syndrome that no matter what the Democrats stoop to, they somehow feel they are still 'better than the Republicans'.

The Republicans are unfortunately the only organizational political structure the Conservative and Libertarian elements of society can work through, and for sure the Republican Party sucks, but the Republican Party isn't advocating killing police officers, and they aren't the ones refusing to audit or validate questionable elections. The Republicans aren't the ones stealing elections, censoring opposition, engaging in 'lawfare' against opponents, and most of all - the Republcans are NOT the ones initiating violence as a way to force their policies on others.

Yet most of the otherwise-decent Democrats I talk to will STILL hem and haw and balk at the concept of voting for a Republican, ever. They say they will consider voting 'independent', yet somehow I'll bet when they get in that voting booth, most of 'em just still pull the 'D' lever because seventy-five years ago their grandfather was a proud supporter of John F. Kennedy. I'll guarantee you, Kennedy would PUKE at what the Democrat Party has become.
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I sincerely hope that we do not have another civil war. If it does happen, this Country might be fractured permanently. Just from what I see, it would not last long. Of the Liberals I know, very few of them are firearm owners. They seem to think that the Military will fight on their side. The Military is primarily made up of people who want this Country to be a single unit, and are probably not going to fight for the Liberal side.
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