Humor: The Robot Bartender

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Humor: The Robot Bartender

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A guy goes into a bar where there's a robotic bartender. Ever since the minimum wage was increased to $15 the owner had to replace his regular human bartenders. The robot says, "What will you have?"

The guy says, "Martini." The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, "What's your IQ?" The guy says," 168." The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology.

The guy leaves, but is curious.. So he goes back into the bar the next day and the robot bartender says, "What will you have?"

The guy says, "Martini." Again, the robot makes a great martini, gives it to the man and says, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "100." The robot then starts to talk about NASCAR, Budweiser and John Deere tractors.

The guy leaves, but finds it all very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time. He goes back into the bar the next day. The robot says, "What will you have?"

The guy says, "Martini," yet again, and the robot brings him another great martini. The robot then says, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "Uh, about 50..."

The robot leans in real close and says............

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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Good One....
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
True, but funny!
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piller wrote: Thu Mar 11, 2021 2:01 pm :lol: :lol: :lol:
True, but funny!
+1 :lol: :lol: :lol:
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