Bad Jokes, get cooffee 1st!

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3leggedturtle
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Bad Jokes, get cooffee 1st!

Post by 3leggedturtle »

I repeat,,,, .... Get coffee before reading.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish man?

None!


Do you know what wood finishers did before sandpaper was invented?

They roughed it...


Why did the chicken cross the road?


Chuck Norris told it to!
30/30 Winchester: Not accurate enough fer varmints, barely adequate for small deer; BUT In a 10" to 14" barrelled pistol; is good for moose/elk to 200 yards; ground squirrels to 300 metres

250 Savage... its what the 223 wishes it could be...!
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Re: Bad Jokes, get cooffee 1st!

Post by piller »

Probably safer to cross the road than to make Chuck Norris cross.
D. Brian Casady
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Advanced is being able to do the basics while your leg is on fire---Bill Jeans
Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up---Robert Frost
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