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OT JOKE

Post by RIHMFIRE »

A Somalian arrives in Minneapolis

as a new immigrant to the United States. He stops the first person he

sees walking down the street and says,

"Thank you Mr. American for letting me

in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free

education!" The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am Mexican."

The man goes on and encounters another passerby. " Thank you for having such

a beautiful country here in America !" The person says, "I not American, I Vietnamese."

The new arrival walks further, and

the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, "Thank you for

the wonderful America!" That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from

Middle East , I am not American!"

He finally sees a nice lady and

asks, "Are you an American?" She says , "No, I am from Africa !" Puzzled, he

asks her, "Where are all the Americans?"

The African lady checks her

watch and says..."Probably at work!!!!!!!
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