A Somalian arrives in Minneapolis
as a new immigrant to the United States. He stops the first person he
sees walking down the street and says,
"Thank you Mr. American for letting me
in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free
education!" The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am Mexican."
The man goes on and encounters another passerby. " Thank you for having such
a beautiful country here in America !" The person says, "I not American, I Vietnamese."
The new arrival walks further, and
the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, "Thank you for
the wonderful America!" That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from
Middle East , I am not American!"
He finally sees a nice lady and
asks, "Are you an American?" She says , "No, I am from Africa !" Puzzled, he
asks her, "Where are all the Americans?"
The African lady checks her
watch and says..."Probably at work!!!!!!!
OT JOKE
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